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CSN Helps desk technicians know first hand that the phrase 'there are no stupid questions' is untrue. It's understandable that people are nervous about computer technology, but everyday computer technicians are asked to help people out of problems that leave them asking......how do you get to work?Here is some proof from the help desk stupid questions archives at CSN:A customer was enraged because his computer had told him he was "Bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.Another customer called tech support to say her brand new computerwouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat therefor 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happenedwhen she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"Computer companies have change the text to their manuals from "Press Any Key" to "PressReturn Key" because of the question where is the "Any Key"?A confused caller was having trouble printing documents. He toldthe technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find the printer." Theuser had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but thathis computer still couldn't "see" the printer.A woman called with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."And last but not least:TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at thesame time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now typethe letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!About CSN: A nationwide business to business computer service company, Computer Service Now, the CSN website can be found at Computer Service Now and can be reached toll free at 877-422-1907. CSN specializes in nationwide multi-location computer support..
President of Xponex Web and Media ServicesWebsite:www.Xponex.comThe Psychedelic Keyboard Summit featuring: Vince Welnick (the Grateful Dead & The Tubes), Tom Constanten & Bob Bralove (the Grateful Dead), and band, will perform with The Great Valley High School Orchestra in Malvern, PA
(ContentDesk) September 30, 2004 - Students in the orchestra at Great Valley High School, in Malvern, PA, are about to have a once in a lifetime experience.
On October 1, the students will get the opportunity to perform onstage with alumni from The Grateful Dead.
To make matters even more exciting, the orchestra, led by Dick Sutcliffe and Doug Wilford, will be premiering an entire concerto written by Grateful Dead alumni Bob Bralove, Tom Constanten and Vince Welnick.In a return engagement to Great Valley Performing Arts Center, Bralove, Constanten and Welnick and band ? The Psychedelic Keyboard Summit, will perform new and vintage material for the first half of the evening.
Continuing the tradition of the Grateful Dead music and light shows, they will also utilize an additional visual component, integrating cutting edge video projection technology developed by Bob Bralove, something he calls "Digital Fingerpainting".
This technology allows images to...
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King Of Bebop Piano Lives Again At Baha'i Center
(ContentDesk) January 4, 2006 -- If you want to know what Bud Powell is doing in the after life, the undisputed master of Bebop piano will be strutting his stuff next Tuesday, January 10th, at the Baha'i Center's John Birks Gillespie Auditorium, with sets at 8 and 10 pm.This not-to-be-missed event features three of the best jazz musicians on the planet. Leader/pianist Paul Winston has is fulfilling an early prophecy calling him "a bridge of the past, present and future of jazz". Michael Max Fleming, who was the long-time bassist of Mary Lou Williams, and drummer Kalil Madi, who played with Powell himself (no mean feat, since Powell's speed at the keyboard made many a pianist retire early from the music business) are the perfect fuel to spark Winston's keyboard wizardry.Featured are some of Powell's originals (sadly not often heard these days (and what quality stuff they are!), as well as opuses by musicians Powell played with, like Charlie "Yardbird"" Parker. A bonus is "Chopsticks"...
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Play Piano - How to Play Shell Voicings
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Shell voicings are simple but functional.
They make use of the root and either the third of the seventh any chord.
Sometimes referred to as "shell" voicings, these are commonly used as left-hand accompaniment in the piano stylings of Bud Powell, Horace Silver, Sonny Clark, and others who play primarily in the "be-bop" idiom.
With only two notes, they are harmonically incomplete; however, they do convey enough
information to supplement many right hand melodies or improvised lines, especially those in the be-bop style where melodies are crafted to clearly outline the harmony.
Most Jazz pianists play these kind of voicings in a relatively sparse and percussive manner on medium or up-tempo tunes.
Shell voicings are most effective when the top note (played by the thumb) falls between D below middle C and the D next to middle C.
These voicings are particularly useful in...
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OTOVATION Announces New Amplitude Line of PC Audiometers
OTOVATION today announced its new Amplitude line of PC-based audiometers. Amplitude addresses the need for efficient and portable audiometric testing on a standard Windows PC. The first model in the Amplitude line, the A1, is based on a headset that can be connected directly to a USB port on a PC running the Amplitude software. The Amplitude A1 is designed to make audiometric testing quick and easy, portable, and usable on a wide variety of existing PC's as well as the latest of tablet and ultra-portable PC's.
Some of Amplitude A1's features:* USB connection to a desktop, laptop, tablet or ultra-portable PC * Connect headset to PC, load Amplitude software, and be ready for testing in about a minute * Keyboard, mouse, and touch-screen capable interface * Built-in patient database and easy, flexible operation * 11 frequencies from 125 to 8k Hz and intensity range from -10 to 110 dB HL * Manual or automated (Hughson-Westlake) testing * Optional bone conduction with masking The...
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Cherry Introduces Rows and Columns SPOS Keyboards for Grocery and C-Store Applications
PLEASANT PRAIRIE, WI (ContentDesk via ContentDesk Direct) February 6, 2006 -- At last weeks Marketechnics 2006 Show (Food Marketing Institute show) in San Diego, Cherry Electrical Products announced the expansion of its popular SPOS Keyboard Line to include a variety of rows & column layouts.
Suitable for a variety of POS applications such as grocery and convenience stores, these matrix-style SPOS keyboards offer a fully programmable, reconfigurable solution in a compact, affordable package.
Available options are a three track magnetic stripe reader and a high resolution touchpad.Cherrys SPOS keyboards offer plug and play configuration for all common POS features and unique function enhancement via Cherry Tools virtual programming.
The Cherry Tools software also allows for quick product set-up and program configuration, including remote installation.
Cherry also offers comprehensive UPOS support...
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Survey Results Indicate Academic Major is Most Important Criterion for Hiring Consideration
CollegeGrad.com, the #1 Entry Level Job Site, today released the results of its survey on what employers want most in hiring new college grads. Which is more important to entry level employers ? the college you graduated from? Your GPA? Or what you majored in? According to the survey results, the answer may surprise you.The criteria that the employers ranked as most important are as follows: 1 ? The student's major (35%)2 ? The student's interviewing skills (24%)3 ? The student's internship/experience...
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Nuptial Celebrations Presents Posh by Tori Handbags to Canada
(ContentDesk) August 3, 2004 -- In partnership with Sherry Mathias of Sherry M and Associates, Inc., the distributor for POSH Handbags by Tori, Nuptial Celebrations is pleased to announce we now offer the designer handbags of POSH by Tori, and the first Canadian Boutique to carry POSH. As seen in leading fashion magazines, such as Lucky, Upscale Magazine, Latina, Women's Lifestyle, Ocean Drive Magazine, Seventeen, Cosmo Girl, and Anew, POSH by Tori, is the craze of handbags. Each bag personally...
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Mortgage Calcutator Software
Many U.S. citizens dreaming of owning a house of their own are initially apprehensive about the elaborate and complicated procedure involved in making a purchase through mortgage. Such people are further worried about the intricate calculations involved in the process of repayment of loans.
Understandably, such a person, on the verge of dejection, may even contemplate leaving his or her dream unfulfilled. But thousands of similarly situated people can take comfort in the fact that...
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Delicious Gourmet Baskets Launches It's New e-commerce Shopping Website
(ContentDesk) December 7, 2004 -- www.deliciousgourmetbaskets.com Launches it's New e-commerce Shopping Website that offer's specially custom design Gift Baskets for any Occasions and Holiday, for all of your Gift basket giving needs. It's that time of year again ? the Holiday's are just around the corner. As thousands of people head out in search of the perfect Gift for '04, the pros at www,deliciousgourmetbaskets.com...
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